Paley Fest - The Hills (April 21, 2009)
Love it or hate it, you know you're drawn to the Hills!
Of all the Paley Fest events this year, this was the one I really wanted to check out. Why, why, why... And I say, "Why not?" Believe it or not, I haven't even seen one episode of the Hills or Laguna Beach in my life. I told you I live on Planet Square, but I'm not in Universe Oblivious. I get free magazines, like US Weekly and every time I open it up I see these girls in there. Can you stop dominating my checkout aisles? I want that shelf space back for useful things like Bic lighters that explode in your hand, TV Guide, Chapstick, and Tic Tacs.
Why am I complaining? What's to whine about? Hell yeah I'd rather see the Hills hotties plastered all over the place vs. another tired picture of Angelina, Jennifer Aniston, Paris, Britney, or Lindsay. Haha, seriously I don't really care. I rather be reading about fantasy baseball.
I'm here because it's a very LA thing to do. How often can you say you were in a room full of tabloid superstars? Well, in LA or NY, that could be every night. That's not the point. The point is the same reason why MTV even makes shows like the Hills. Because people around the country escape by watching these shows, imagining how glam it is to live in LA. That is why I'm here, because I can be here, I'm curious, and hey, it's darn fun.
- Stephanie: It was like OhMyGawd!
- Lo: Ohmygawd. Really, really?
- Stephanie: OhMyGawd, it was like, ummm, sooo Ohmygawd! You should of seen them...
That's how I imagined the cast discussion would be like. Who would've known, that of the three Paley panels that I went to, this one was the funnest. From left to right: Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Lo Bosworth, Stephanie Pratt (to the right of Lo, not pictured).
I learned:
- MTV films the girls about 4 days a week. The rest of the time they live their "normal" lives.
- The events are not staged. Say Lauren has some juice to tell Audrina but it's not a filming day. What usually happens is that Lauren will say, "Audrina, you wouldn't believe what happened yesterday, but we should probably wait until tomorrow (when the cameras are here)." For the sake of capturing original reactions, sometimes they have to "hold back" their conversations until the camera is live.
- MTV actually wanted Lauren to go to Paris. Lauren said, "Adam (Adam Divello, the executive producer) would call, and say, 'It's Paris, Lauren. PARIS!' And that would be the conversation. Every day. For a month." Now I'm thinking it's a normal Thursday and the producers call and find out the girls are just gonna stay in and watch a dvd. "Why not Les Deux tonight?"
- If I had posted this in real time, I could've told you that Speidi was getting married last week. Not to be outscooped, I still have some tidbits for you. That alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape? They finally have on tape Spencer confessing that he put the rumor out there.
- The best question and answer goes to the person in the audience who asked how Brody just sort of appeared on the show. Now people know that he was dating Kristin Cavallari. So how did he get close to the Lauren camp? Well, back in the Laguna Beach days, there was one night where KC slapped LC upside the head (betcha didn't know that!). Brody said...
"I used to date Kristin Cavallari [audience gasp!] and that was her like arch-nemesis. One night Kristin was actually really rude to her and came up and slapped her upside the head... And so she did something very rude to Lauren, this is how we first met... and I didn't know Lauren at all. And I left and I came back with my buddy Frankie Delgado and so me and Frankie were there and Frankie was really good friends with Lauren. And I talked to Lauren. I kind of said, 'Hey, that was messed up!' We sat next to each other and I was just talking like, 'Sorry about Kristin, that was messed up of her, blah, blah, blah.' That was the first time we met. And then Spencer and Heidi started to kind of, they started their whole thing. And Heidi was best friends with Lauren at the time so they she kind of introduced us and we became better friends and yadda, yadda, yadda."


Okay, I admit it, now I want to go back and watch all the episodes of the Hills. Nothing like some mindless TV to pass the time. My boss, who's 43 with two kids said, "One day, the kids were playing at a neighbor's house so I had a few hours to do anything I wanted (I never get free time to myself), I went and bought a bagel, then got home turned on the TV, and ended up watching two hours of the Hills. I can't believe with the free time I never have I ended up watching the Hills! Ha ha ha..."
The girls were cool. Afterwards, they signed autographs. These Paley signings are a rush job. You have to be on your game. You have about 15 minutes to get everyone so you have to move fast and make sure no one takes off before you get to them. That's why I don't have many pictures of when they are signing.
We spotted Brody's dad Bruce Jenner on the side. I went up to talk to him, asked him what's it's like to have a crazy family (Brody + the Kardashians) and asked him some other stuff.
- Bruce Jenner: What do you do for a living?
- Me: I do accounting for an insurance company, pretty boring job.
- Bruce Jenner: Well, we can't all have fun and exciting jobs. I just do clothing manufacturing.
- Me: Hey, are you still involved with the Olympics? Does the Olympic Committee still ask you do to do stuff? Is it very political?
- Bruce Jenner (perplexed look): Ummm... Ummm... I think you have me confused with Brody's dad. I'm Whitney's dad. I guess now you can throw the picture away.
Dang it. DANG IT! DANG IT! DANG IT! I messed that up. I had my chance to impress my future father-in-law (Jeff Port) and botched it royally! I didn't know what to say afterward except for sorry. I was so embarrassed, but at the same time I thought it was the funniest thing. The last time I had a chance to make an impression on someone's father was 3 years ago with Jessica Simpson's dad while we were standing together in the elevator @ Tao in Vegas and I didn't really want none of that Joe Simpson action.
P.S. I'm not going to throw away the Whitney's dad photo. It took me over an hour, but I finally found his email address so I'm going to send him a copy. It was really tough to find because the companies' names that he's tied to in news articles don't exist and aren't on any clothing manufacturing directories. The weren't any websites, nothing. His primary company is a totally different name. I think it'll be funny, because he seriously thought I'd throw it away.
I think Whitney's most my style of all the girls. What do you think? In person she's tall, my guess about 6 feet tall that night with her heels. That makes her what... 5'9"? She's the tallest of the bunch. Slender, with curves and her skin tone is natural. Audrina and Lauren might have fake bakes, they are really tan. All I can say is that Whitney's a stunner (I know, a lot of you guys are diggin' Audrina more).
Some of the red carpet photos from that night (not taken by me). The dress that Lauren was wearing that night was designed by 3.1 Phillip Lim. That's one connection we have. She's wearing Phillip Lim and Phillip Lim went to my high school (a year older). Kevin Bacon who? Me and LC are only one degree of seperated as it is. =)
Vivian wanted to get a picture with someone but was sort of afraid to ask. I said, "Just go up there! I'll ask him for you."
Viv and Sir Brodyness. If any of you were there, I would've done the same for you, so don't be a hater...
Viv's boyfriend just stood a few feet away and watched this all unfold. I told him, "I better not here a peep from you or otherwise I'll announce to everyone that you've watched and memorized every single episode." (He actually has watched every friggin' episode!) He claims he only first watched the Hills because he was new to LA and the Hills was a good place to find out where some of the hot spots around town were. Riiiight. =)
So awesome, can you believe it? I was able to get all these signed...
Got 'em all, this one's just missing Heidi (not present that night).
Audrina Patridge.
LC aka Lauren Conrad. Thank you Viv! I didn't want to make the same mistake that I did with the Eva Longoria "risque" photo so I had Viv get the LC bathing suit shot signed. LC took a look at the picture, paused, debated, looked at Viv, then signed it. I think it's a gorgeous shot. Not because it's a swimsuit shot, I love it because of the background color, smile and hair.
The whole night was crazy fun. It's good to know that the girls on the show have the same personalities in person. I even made friends with a new girl that night...
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