April 2, 2011
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Her: Are you a picky eater? You’re not vegetarian are you? I can’t date a vegetarian.
Me: I don’t think I’m a picky eater. I eat most anything, except for guts (gizzards, livers, hearts… well, once in awhile I’ll have liver or heart). I’m definitely not a vegetarian. I have friend who’s vegetarian but can’t give up bacon.
Her: Ewww… I don’t like bacon, it feels like I’m eating fat.
Me (looking at the menu): Do you want an appetizer? Avocado rolls?
Her: Ummm… Sorry, I don’t like avocados. But you can order it if you want.
I always thought avocado and bacon were heaven. It seems like we disagree on the afterlife.
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HOW CAN SHE NOT LOVE AVOCADOS?!?!
I’m sorry, babe. Ditch her.
@Vitamin_D - I know, no love for avocados? What’s up with that!
I hate bacon!
@miss_prettyinpink - Haha. Don’t be a hater Di! She had that you better not be a picky eater attitude, but then I think she was way more pickier than me. =)
@djcaptainzowie - Haha sorry, but bacon is one of the few food items that I really can’t stand. But who hates avocados? They’re so delicious!