April 8, 2009

  • Which Of These Is True? 

    In the past week did I…

    • Have dinner with a multi-millionaire’s daughter? 
    • Have an involved conversation with a singer/writer?
    • Kiss a girl?
    • Hang out at a patent lawyer’s tri-level beach pad that housed a Ferrari? 
    • Go to sleep past 2:30 a.m. on three straight nights?
    • Go to two Prince concerts? 
    • Go to church? 
    • Work my 40 hours, plus some?
    • Play four hours of Halo with the boys?
    • Participate in two, three hour long fantasy baseball drafts? 
    • Have a scary looking girl (friend’s friend) jump in my car at 2 a.m. to get a ride to where everyone was getting some late night grub.  Drunken girl raids my chip stash, eats sloppily and has chip fly out of her mouth and onto my car floor, gets pissed when I sarcastically say, “My we have some sloppy eaters in here…” then opens car door, bolts and and says she’ll walk to the restaurant.  Not begging to differ with her, I left her and drove off? 

    All but one of the above is true.  Which one is that one, I cannot tell.

    The girl in the car story is obviously true and the most annoying happening of the week.  Girls who are near the age of thirty who don’t look like import model hotties shouldn’t be pulling attitude like they are.  I wouldn’t even let super hotties pull that kind of smack on me, but that’s not the point.  The point is, grow up.  Don’t sit in my car, eat my chips, spit them out, then tell me I’m mean and run out of my car.  If you think I’m going to get out of my car in the parking structure, chase you down, grab you, glare into your eyes and say, “I love you, get back in the car Hun, it’s cold out…”   Ha ha ha, dream on.  I rolled forward, gave the attendant my parking card, paid my $3.00 and drove off. 

    I started this entry last week but didn’t have time to finish it.  I’ve been working my 40 hours a week, plus another 3 hours a day on top of that doing side work, so I guess that adds up to 55-60 hours a week of work.  I’ve come to the conclusion that the good money is not made in hours 1-45, but it’s made in hours 46+.  Most of the successful people you know, don’t they work more than 45 hours a week?

    This whole entry might be retro, but my dream last night was not.  I don’t remember much of it, except three girls were kissing me at the same time on my lips.  There was one in front, one the left side of my mouth, one on the right… What does it all mean?  Who can translate? 

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